Thursday, March 26, 2009

ec velo spring formal

1) we looked frickin snazz
2) Adam graced us dressed as a straight up newsie, cap and all
3) we dumpster dove for more chips than 8 people could ever make use of
4) anyone that thinks they would dig an ec velo t-shirt, chris z has the hookups so you need to let him or someone who knows him (which is like everyone) what size you want
5) We are excited to show off our duds at the bar. We are some dapper folk.
6) Ever heard of Doritos "collision?" It's like 2 chips, one bag, exploding in your mouth. I love it when things explode in my mouth.
7) mmmmm. beer.
8) The velo youth showed up, their blond hair and blue eyes are a true tribute to the fuhrer.
9) Is most definetly a number. The 9th number in fact.
10) Cycling when one cannot see in front of one's front wheel - it is, in fact, too dark - is truely a test of one's trust.
11) zacher just called, he might come over
12) it snowed during the spring formal!
13) weed pocket is on spring break while attending harvard university, he looks nerdy
14) good thing we didn't find a dead body in the dumpster
15) the first two people that arrive at bikehouse get to spend the night there; high risk, high reward

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

hardcore

Dave posted twice today on his blog so I have to keep pace with him.

The real EC Velo got together this weekend for all sorts of cycling shenanigans. Saturday members meet up at the Army Navy store mid afternoon, purchased beverages, and kicked it along the Eau Claire river until the sun went down. While Derek was using his sense of taste enjoying a fine loaf of banana bread, Magyar decided to use his sense of touch and smell by poking a suspicious looking dark matter on the bottom of his shoe and proceeding to smell it. Weed pocket and water bottle were having their differences as usual but managed to get along cordially for the evening. Andy retired his "ghost ride the whip" trick after completing it perfecting while Zacher watched in awe.
Sunday was fun day as Chris, Andy, Cayla and Eric make the journey out to Big Falls Co. Park. The ride out was demoralizing as 2o mph winds were making their presence known. There we no downhills on the way there, fighting the wind was a constant battle. We even got to meet up with some real live roadies as we bumped into Overdrive Cycling Club. EC Velo and the roadies pedaled together for a couple of miles without any incidents. A dead deer was spotted along the rode outside a local tavern that had expensive off sale beer. We then relished in the sun's rays for hours on the rocks at Big Falls, stopped at Gordy's on the way back into town and prepared a falafel feast.

EC Velo spring formal tomorrow night 7-?, no RSVP necessary, look snazzy.

belated

this is what happened on thursday night march 19, 2009:

lots of people showed up
messed around on campus for a while
rode through some neighborhoods
ended up near the mall
rode to mt. simon
built a small and manageable campfire at the top
hung out
departed and got crazy!

ec velo
beer=food

Friday, March 13, 2009

weak sauce

The ride was hardcore tonight. We rode north-town to south town to Oakwook mall pyramid. Dan bent his bike frame. We ended up single-speeding his bike because his derailleur was twisted so bad. We had a big fire at the ECVC cave,now named ECVCC or ECVC squared. Then after a couple hours, Z man passed out on his feet at the Diamond Lounge. Awesome. Praire Fires all around. Then we are chillin at Andy's place and I forgot what I originally meant to write. What the hell?

He meant to mention the bad boys.... aka topperstix!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Italian for beer!

first off, Andy has a beard and he showers sometimes. He also wears pants and shirts, and chews with his teeth. On a related note "Arrrrr Matey, I have an eye patch...". Twas a good night. A good ride. The warmth was welcome.

My butt is super wet because when you fall it doesn't like hurt, it's more like submerging yourself in water. Good thing it's not cold out. Zacher fell like 6 times. He gets mad that I'm counting though. Cory got a new hat that matches Zachers which is weird.

We biked up old wells road hill. Corey James suggested flying down it and biking up again. People thought he was joking. He wasn't. They did not go back down the hill. Andy popped a boner. He said, "Sometimes it just happens when you are having fun."

Zacher's nose bled. It was red.

The crew is rolling deep tonight. Vodka. Laffy Taffy. Jokes. Where do sick boats go? To the docks. Smith A. New Ingles, MO. Mixes well on the pallette. Not. Columbus discovered America. Not. Lots of crashes tonight. Ice everywhere. Andy: keep it up. My name is Andy. I have a beard; I am tall; I eat food and drink water. EC pass the computer.

So tonight was super duper fun. As we were bombing 3rd street south back into town we felt like we could be in any big city (due to the crane and sky line and all) it was such a fantastic scene. Tonight was extremely damp and foggy but as usual ec velo was able to handle anything that she throws at us. ecvc hearts partying!

Andy? Yeah, I think I've heard of him before... He's the guy who chews with his teeth right? I heard he drinks water and stuff too? He seems kind of wierd